Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

wanna start a computerfairi.es pillow fort

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also I couldn't afford a rolex anyway, but mainly they're cowards for not offering a bepis bezel

In watches certain combinations of colours on the bezel have names

A "pepsi" bezel is red and blue, "coke" is red and black, and "root beer" is brown and black

I want a bepis bezel but Rolex are cowards!

smol woodland critters

okay, which bastard came up with the idea of banging pots and pans together for the thursday night noise?

I'll give em something to be thankful to the NHS for *grumble grumble grumble*

federated zombo.com

well this is about as good value as I can call a watch that costs 4 figures

Case by Voutilainen, guilloche dial, thermally blued hands and applied breguet markers (on two of the models), and a customised hand-finished movement

For under 3.000€

https://monochrome-watches.com/ophion-oph-786-velos-accessible-high-end-watch-review-price/

saw a jackdaw(? small corvidy birb, might have been a smaller other corvidy birb but I'm making a guess at jackdaw) on the bird table today!

haven't seen one of them come around before, hope they bring their friends

so this diagram of a function is going out every night, talking to new people, partying, just generally being an extrovert

it's a social graph

monosexual monogamy is a sin!

it's adam AND eve! not adam OR eve!

Well this is... interesting

Bamford Watch Department X Badgerworks TAG Heuer Carrera Calibre 5 with Coffee Dial

That's not "coffee coloured" dial, they made the actual dial out of actual coffee

https://www.bamfordwatchdepartment.com/?product=limited-edition-bwd-x-blackbadger-coffee-dial-tag-heuer-carrera-calibre-5

a community after the abolition of the police force would be sans-sheriff

this is a very lorge hedgehog

imagining this orchard where all the apples move very quickly sideways

I remember being very confused when I first heard the word "crabapple"

"...do...do they have claws? 🦀 "

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

Ooh, shiny, new Seiko Prospex watches

Two tunas, two arnies, all in the "street" lineup

https://www.fratellowatches.com/meet-the-seiko-prospex-urban-safari-watches/

I do like the concept of the arnie but my wrists aren't anywhere near big enough to support a 47.whatever mm case size