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Wario would totally wear a mustard yellow Casio F-91W on a purple NATO

pic of exactly that combination on someone's wrist found on reddit

Now these are exceedingly my kinda thing

on the left, the new Yema Flygraph Pilot, which looks more field-y than pilot-y personally but quite cool, 39mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, $690 on leather or canvas strap

on the right, the limited edition (1,000 pieces) Yema Superman 63, in 39 or 41mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, with a rather nice sapphire bezel with Yema's bezel lock mechanism, $1199 on the bracelet, $1049 on leather or tropic strap

Scooter invented nightcore

I will not be taking questions

escape annoying phone calls by setting your hold music to greensleeves played on an otamatone

youtube.com/watch?v=PxLB70G-tR

"I'll just look that up for you, I'll put you on hold for a moment"

*MUSIC ADJACENT ELECTRONIC SCREECHING*

"oh, they hung up"

the rhubarb dessert thief has been apprehended

they're now in custardy

this isn't a commentary on re-attributing works to hatsune miku if the original author gets cancelled or anything but imagine if people did that in stalinist russia

just photos of stalin surrounded by hatsune mikus

that's one hell of a mental image

elevator pitches are called lifty talkies in the UK

(they're not)

if you're far braver than I and have a spare 3 grand (lol, yeah right, a spare 3 grand) you could possibly make a bit of cash flipping it when the supply inevitably dries up five minutes after it's officially announced

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From someone getting their hands on a Tudor price list that goes into effect on the 1st of July in Germany it's been found that there's going to be a new Black Bay 58 released on the 30th with a blue bezel

source: youtube.com/watch?v=LP-f_2fQwP

terf mention 

but who will we go to on twitter for advice in beating beaver bother now?!

terrible, awful food pun 

you should always be careful about separating things in your fridge, especially if you've got cornish baked goods and itallian starters in there

'cause if pasty and antipasti come into contact they annihilate each other and release energy equal to their mass times the speed of light squared

in dappervolk, with a minimum of effort, your avatar can be covered in gay snails

10/10 game

Sapphire is the second hardest mineral in existence, is quite brittle, and quite enjoys splintering so machining this thing was clearly a complete pain in the arse

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Oh now this is interesting

A special very limited edition Chanel J12 for the twentieth anniversary of the model

First watch ever made with a full sapphire bracelet

Also the case is sapphire, the dial is sapphire, and the base plate and main bridges of the movement are sapphire

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