Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'm getting sent pictures of frogs on dappervolk, have some frogs

LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT!

They're a Floral Mantid! They're called Dreams!

In the UK, most electronic devices should be PAT tested for electrical safety

*pats @mavica *

Yep, approved

like 60-something other countries also gained their independence from us, I don't see why the yanks make such a big song and dance about it

this 4th of july remember that all countries matter

smol dragons the size of cats who live in your house and make nests of any spare change they find

linux: so configurable the setting you need to change could be in any or all of a dozen different places!

pirate-themed square wave synth music is frequently misnamed "pieces of eight"

I don't usually pay much attention to watch brand ambassadors but Cartier fucking nailed it by hiring Rami Malek to be ambassador for the new Pasha

so wait, what month is this again?

I think we got an early start on wrath month, is this sloth month already?

Get 150 affection with your pet to continue

*glances at my apprentice cat glaring at me pawing turnips off the table*

I may have made an error

🦔

maybe yugioh? hey satan what can I get for a blue eyes white dragon?

given the usual rule is "don't make deals with the devil" that implies that they make deals for more things than just one's soul, as you only have one of those and couldn't do the implied by the plural multiple trades with it

what other stuff does the devil trade in then? are they really in to magic the gathering and trade cards?

personal favourite suggestion for the new name is "The Statue Falls Inn"

Well done to the pub formerly known as the Colston Arms

I've just been informed that Tommy Wiseau has a line of watches

https://www.tommywiseau.com/product-category/watches/

They are much as you'd expect