Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

linux: so configurable the setting you need to change could be in any or all of a dozen different places!

pirate-themed square wave synth music is frequently misnamed "pieces of eight"

I don't usually pay much attention to watch brand ambassadors but Cartier fucking nailed it by hiring Rami Malek to be ambassador for the new Pasha

so wait, what month is this again?

I think we got an early start on wrath month, is this sloth month already?

Get 150 affection with your pet to continue

*glances at my apprentice cat glaring at me pawing turnips off the table*

I may have made an error

🦔

maybe yugioh? hey satan what can I get for a blue eyes white dragon?

given the usual rule is "don't make deals with the devil" that implies that they make deals for more things than just one's soul, as you only have one of those and couldn't do the implied by the plural multiple trades with it

what other stuff does the devil trade in then? are they really in to magic the gathering and trade cards?

personal favourite suggestion for the new name is "The Statue Falls Inn"

Well done to the pub formerly known as the Colston Arms

I've just been informed that Tommy Wiseau has a line of watches

https://www.tommywiseau.com/product-category/watches/

They are much as you'd expect

Wario would totally wear a mustard yellow Casio F-91W on a purple NATO

pic of exactly that combination on someone's wrist found on reddit

Now these are exceedingly my kinda thing

on the left, the new Yema Flygraph Pilot, which looks more field-y than pilot-y personally but quite cool, 39mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, $690 on leather or canvas strap

on the right, the limited edition (1,000 pieces) Yema Superman 63, in 39 or 41mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, with a rather nice sapphire bezel with Yema's bezel lock mechanism, $1199 on the bracelet, $1049 on leather or tropic strap

Scooter invented nightcore

I will not be taking questions

escape annoying phone calls by setting your hold music to greensleeves played on an otamatone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLB70G-tRY

"I'll just look that up for you, I'll put you on hold for a moment"

*MUSIC ADJACENT ELECTRONIC SCREECHING*

"oh, they hung up"

the rhubarb dessert thief has been apprehended

they're now in custardy