Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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Add two to the list of cunts who should count themselves exceptionally lucky that there's an ocean between me and them
Ah, the marketing juggernaut that is Deadpool is starting up again
New people to mastodon might not know that our very own @squirrel makes kick-ass chiptunes
Give The Space Adventures of General Mibi a listen, it's awesome
http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/the-space-adventures-of-general-mibi
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maple classic™ 
Oh shit, I've just noticed we've got this now: :elizathink:
@Elizafox MORE HOT TAKES PLEASE I WANT TO USE IT
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if all of the waiters in a restaurant go on strike is that a
distributed denial of service
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boost if you're on mastodon
If you're new and worried about "flooding the timeline with ..." don't be
Have you seen the garbage the rest of us toot?
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Actual good idea: telepresence robots for rent in major cities all around the world
Want to meet up with a friend the other side of the world? Rent a robot for a couple of hours!
Issues needing solutions:
Theft
Vandalism
Me not having enough money to make it happen
I wonder if @squirrel has an API
curl -X POST -d '{"description":"Request to blobpat", "from":"octopus"}' https://api.squirrel.squirrel/blobpats
or something
tired: the well-tempered clavier
wired: the bad-tempered clavier
"fine, I'll play you some fucking music"
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#Mastodon vetrans, it is your responsibility to take these newcomers and teach them the sacred ways of the herd.
They must know of the 🅱️ , and the oats, and the yams, and how to spell gameing. The awoos and the toots and the rotating coyotes, eternally spinning. Someone must teach them of Gargamel 
and what we do in this house. They must be introduced to the witches and the commies and the furries and the trans folks.
Let the people share our rich heritage!
Last time we had a twitter influx we had people asking which the queer instances were so they could join them
The answer, of course, is all of them
Grr... Heating broke
It's cold
Huey Lewis would have you believe that it's hip to be square
But @HTHR@cybre.space makes a compelling point that it's even hipper to be hexagonal
Grr... Can't get cmus working inside termux
I wanted to listen to The Space Adventures of General Mibi in a far more authentic feeling music player
Reggie (a cat) has a new fun thing to do
He lifts up one corner of the door mat and drops it so it slaps against the floor
It's quite loud
He does this repeatedly any time he wants something so we'll go out and check on him
He's not even our bloody cat
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
