Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

LB: HIRE THE SQUIRREL, SHE MAKES GOOD MUSIC THINGS

As expected (as I was professionally diagnosed a while back), I'm aspie as fuuuuuuuck

John Lewis are selling foot-tall hollow chocolate squirrels

Unfortunately I'm 100% sure they wouldn't survive Royal Mail

The length of copyright expiry is fucking insane

I was thinking "oh hey, I should build a gopher site, I wonder what I should put in the misc. files section"

I thought, hey, episodes of the goon show would be nice

The Goon Show was broadcast between 1952 and 1960

You'd assume that they'd be out of copyright by now

No

They come out of copyright in 2083

ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THREE YEARS after the last episode aired

If anyone here has young kids that want to send mail to Santa if you send it to the following address Canada Post will send a response back

SANTA CLAUS
NORTH POLE H0H 0H0
CANADA

The UK has a similar program if you send mail here:

Father Christmas
Santa's Grotto
Reindeerland
XM4 5HQ

I know the Canadian one will do international post, not sure about Royal Mail

If you're stuck on what to give someone for Christmas, a collection of @squirrel's albums purchased via bandcamp would make a fantastic gift!

hello

(very badly drawn, you try drawing with a thinkpad nub mousey thing)

Hey @squirrel, just wondering, are hours longer where you live?

'cause "squirrel-chan's fuck up hour" seems like a consistently inaccurate title 😛

🎶 On the first day of Christmas Rob Mueller gave to me
🎶 A Mike Flynn guilty plea

Aldi are currently selling jeroboams of prosecco

I kinda want a fuck-off huge bottle of wine but I'd be the only bugger drinking it and as strong as my constitution is I'm not sure it can gracefully handle 3 litres of wine in one sitting

LB: ONE MILLION USERS

(okay, it's less than that not counting people who have left and alt accounts, but it's still a pretty number)

My condolences to our comrades working retail and/or hospitality

The christmas music has started

As a measure of how Strong and Stable™️ the UK government is, after GQ released their Jan/Feb cover with "Election Special" written on it we're all sitting here wondering if they mean the local government elections or if they know something we don't

Apparently the UK Foreign Office is now telling governments to ignore whatever the Foreign Minister says because he's an idiot

The Civil Service may save us yet

Sir Humphrey would be proud