Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Saddened by his loss in the election, Roy Moore went into a bar and ordered a 12 year old scotch

She didn't like it

tired: images on the web
wired: teletext-style pictures drawn with unicode characters
inspired: everyone learning to uudecode base64 into images IN THEIR MINDS

Grim Fandango Remastered is free on gog.com at the moment, it's a good game, and free

Oh, they started trading futures for dunning-krugerrands today didn't they?

This'll end well I'm sure

LB: I want a job as a zombie wrangler

since @squirrel is a robot, is she her own mech?

There are rumours of a Rolex x Supreme collab for 2018

I'll believe that when I see it

G-Shock x Supreme I could understand, but Rolex?

This is the daft sod that's our .5 of a cat (out of 7.5 total)

He's not ours, but he very often comes in for food and scritches

It's the first time he's come in and sat on the sofa

Ready Layer One: Ernest Cline's novel of nerd wankery but all the characters are now fibre optic and ethernet cables

tired: merchandising
wired MECHANISING

this is my mech, a human suit

I'm actually a small octopus piloting this thing that looks like your average human-type body

this is my mech, bob

The phrase "so hip they can barely see over their pelvis" should be used more often