Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

MANY COOL NEW EMOJOS!

THANKS @squirrel!

@squirrel sorry to be the bearer of more bad news, but now if I click on someone's name then all the usual stuff shows in the third panel (bio, then posts) but it pops up a 500 error and doesn't display following/you are followed by

I got around to turning on "autoplay .gifs" and now the coyote is rotating and the maple is blinking and blushing

I should have turned this on ages ago

...I need this

Great, now we're going to have to put up with passports that are a shitty blue colour

THE BURGUNDY WAS CLASSY AS FUCK

Is there an American equivalent to "the dreaded lurghi/lurgi/lurgy"?

It a term for an unspecified illness that makes you feel like complete shit for a few days to a week and then goes away

#ff #followfriday

@squirrel - does @squirrel_chan's fuck-up hour, makes kickass music, draws good, and is generally awesome as hell

@HTHR@cybre.space - makes super good videogames, is a hexagon

@chr@cybre.space - is a dragon

@brokenfingers - the beholder of positivity

@noelle - knows lots about calendars for some reason, good posts

At some point or another people were predicting a $10,000 bitcoin price by the end of the year

They might be right

tube is a silly sounding word

tube

tube tube tube

tuuuuuuuuuube

If everyone here created duck 'sonas then Masto definitely wouldn't be an echo chamber

anti-depressants... tea... an-tea-depressants?

Twinings English Breakfast Citalopram!

Testacles (c. 512-476 BC) was a Greek philosopher who created delicate orbs that for some unfathomable reason were on the outside where people could hit them easily

The breakout star of the 2017 General Election, Lord Buckethead, has released a Christmas single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebzooSdAbGE

speaking of funding instances, @squirrel, what's the best way for me to chuck you some money to help with the server costs here?

I... Uh... What?

mastodon.host crypto mining in the browser?

I just got an e-mail wanting to sell me "Gold Rimming Salt"

Thank god it was for margaritas and not what my mind first went to

As I've been reminded of the song "Do they know it's Christmas" (fucking constantly) here's a joke

What's the difference between Bob Geldof and God?

God doesn't walk down the street thinking he's Bob Geldof

Also Christmas in Ethiopia is in January

If you're posting a paper to back up an argument, maybe check to see that it agrees with your point first

'cause I will check shit like that