Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Ask them to sing the national anthem

If they know the words, they're a spy

Seriously, none of us know the lyrics

DMX Tax Services

X gonna give it to ya

Just not to the IRS

Anyone know anyone that's hiring for an ornamental hermit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

My requirements are a comfy hermitage, wifi, and a reasonable per diem

Can provide own druid costume

LB: you can also give money for them, and if you do they still retain their infinite value

This is a neat project that I just remembered

http://oxgvt.com/

They're trying to build cheap, transportable, all-terrain trucks that can be used in rural areas

Carries up to 1,800 kilos, flat pack construction so you can fit 3 in a shipping container, easily available spare parts

RPS = Rocket Propelled @squirrel

I kinda want a PVM but I have absolutely no use for one

Much less a rack of them which would look super awesome

I got one of those yubikey neo things for christmas

I set it up so I could use it as a hardware token for openpgp

I've now realised that I don't actually have anything I use pgp for

assuming @squirrel has USB ports, would I be able to charge my phone with the squirrel?

blurbalkasajksh

Translation: exhausted, normal service will be resumed shortly

I should really get some campari and vermouth rosso in

I feel like having negronis

not even entirely sure what it is

True fact: I've never had eggnog

Conspiracy theory:

Tom is actually Tom from MySpace and they made a made a masto account to remember how it feels to be followed by everyone

Mmm... Aldi gin

Cheap and surprisingly nice

Just have to take a sharpie to the bottle before you give it to any Irish people