So many of us have been trained to believe that if we can't get something right on the first try, we're never going to get it right. It's so frustrating - even more so that it's so common.

Sometimes things are hard. Sometimes things take work. Sometimes you'll fail on your first try and that's not a reflection on your worth as a person, it's just because you need to practice.

You don't have to be perfect all the time, and not being perfect doesn't make you worthless. <3

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2017, 21:35

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2017, 21:35

Dec 30, 2017, 21:35

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel if it helps I did some digging around and found an article in a Pico8 zine that does a wavy effect

https://sectordub.itch.io/pico-8-fanzine-2

Not sure if that's useful or not

**Sam the Octopus** · Dec 30, 2017, 20:25

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**Ren - -> computerfairi.es** @Nine@mastodon.social · Dec 30, 2017, 20:25

Dec 30, 2017, 20:25

Ren - -> computerfairi.es @Nine@mastodon.social

i'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 blue

i'm in need of:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 a guy

if I were green i would:
⚪️ hey these aren't the lyrics what are you doing
⚪️ fly
🔘 die

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2017, 01:28

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2017, 01:28

Dec 30, 2017, 01:28

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

food

I have no idea why but I've been heavily craving pickled onions all week

Some say that cravings are your body's way of telling you that you're missing some key nutrient that's abundant in that kind of food

So, uh, vinegar deficiency?

**Sam the Octopus** · Dec 29, 2017, 22:08

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**Eden** @eden@queer.cloud · Dec 29, 2017, 22:08

Dec 29, 2017, 22:08

Eden @eden@queer.cloud

Facebook updated how posts show up so that uBlock removes every single post.

the platform's sorta better that way.

**Sam the Octopus** · Dec 29, 2017, 20:40

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**Suricrasia Online** @SuricrasiaOnline@instance.business · Dec 29, 2017, 20:40

Dec 29, 2017, 20:40

Suricrasia Online @SuricrasiaOnline@instance.business

🆕 Read our 2017 Year-End Report! 💥
https://suricrasia.online/2017_report.pdf

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 29, 2017, 19:54

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 29, 2017, 19:54

Dec 29, 2017, 19:54

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I wonder if I can multi-class into a social-justice-druid

**Sam the Octopus** · Dec 29, 2017, 19:48

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**Jamey Sharp** @jamey@toot.cat · Dec 29, 2017, 19:48

Dec 29, 2017, 19:48

Jamey Sharp @jamey@toot.cat

@cypnk @ubergeek The fundamental limitation of Google's TiSP was that it was limited to urban areas with dense sewer infrastructure―this is, of course, a common failing of Google's business plans. @SuricrasiaOnline addresses that limitation with their River Basin Network Architecture (RBNA), "a sophisticated water-based distribution technique that allows us to service anyone in the great lakes river basin at speeds up to 256 bytes per month."

**Sam the Octopus** · Dec 29, 2017, 13:04

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**Alexis Werefox (migrated)** @Shadow8t4@asonix.dog · Dec 29, 2017, 13:04

Dec 29, 2017, 13:04

Alexis Werefox (migrated) @Shadow8t4@asonix.dog

Boost this toot if you want more people to see my toots because that's how Masto works.

I want more followers I need to meet ALL THE FRIENDS!

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 29, 2017, 14:11

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 29, 2017, 14:11

Dec 29, 2017, 14:11

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I want a maplebot to wake me up in the mornings by pawing at my face and beeping at me

That'd be adorable

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 29, 2017, 02:29

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 29, 2017, 02:29

Dec 29, 2017, 02:29

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Watch the most recent @squirrel_chan's fuck up hour if you want to see @squirrel's reaction to the horror that is... ELF BOWLING

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 28, 2017, 23:13

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 28, 2017, 23:13

Dec 28, 2017, 23:13

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Hey @squirrel, where do I throw my money for the maplebot crowdfunding?

I've tried throwing it at the screen but nothing is happening

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 28, 2017, 23:04

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 28, 2017, 23:04

Dec 28, 2017, 23:04

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

My sister does Know-Your-Customer stuff for a large company

Had dinner with her tonight and she said that one of her bosses had been grinning more than usual when giving her some files to check and everyone she phoned to check up on them with had been giggling

There was one common theme to the files and I couldn't stop giggling when I heard it

All the companies were based in Bielefeld

Yep, that joke's still going strong after 25 years