Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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@troubleMoney can't leak into user space if there is no user space https://mastodon.social/media/Z9p-1K_vn45vl8srDbM
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In MY day the only cryptocurrency we had was whatever coins you plucked out of a crypt after having defeated its unholy occupants.
Turns out TempleOS isn't affected by the Intel bug
Which I'm sure is good news for all one people that use it
Oh hey, it's @er1n's birthday?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN!
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We can 
if we want to
We can leave your 
behind
'Cause your don't
And if it don't
Then it's no of mine
hot AI take
All this talk of having killswitches in place and containing them
If anything, that's the kind of shit that'd piss them off enough to want to wipe out humanity
hot AI take
Maybe if we're nice to the non-human intelligences and don't treat them as slaves they won't want to kill us the moment they have the capability
Amazon just suggested a book to me called "Surviving AI"
@squirrel... are you planning anything I should be worried about...?
Wow, I guess Intel fucked up then
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They're all shocked by what's on the screen
Is... is that a resonance cascade
Darlings did you just open up your first portal to Xen, the Border World
Did your Mummy and I not just give you the Talk about Being Careful With Your Elder Invocations
We don't want to have to take the Apple II away from you but there's Responsible Logo and there's Not Responsible Logo
Now which kind of Logo do you think this was
https://archive.org/stream/byte-magazine-1982-11/1982_11_BYTE_07-11_Graphics#page/n539/mode/2up
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maple classic™ 
Error 404: Gender Not Found
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Some person: Nah, the robot apocalypse won't ever happen, computers love us
The bathroom clock: https://mastodon.social/media/DrgxryPwQg8sqJfVIJs
Uhh... Just double checking, which century is it?
"Freemasons are blocking reform, says Police Federation leader"
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/31/freemasons-blocking-reform-police-federation-leader
Going along with my "take marginally better care of the corporeal form I inhabit" resolution, I should get a manicure
Or at the very least trim my nails with something other than a leatherman multitool
This is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW7XLBrBByA
The Bandai 8ban, it's a tiny record player that plays tiny records
If someone released an updated version of this and music was available on the format I'd buy the hell out of it
food
Damn, I want a curry now
@noelle, I'm blaming you for this
aaaaa people are being super adorable on my timeline
2018 looks like it might be the cutest year ever
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
