Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
My sewing teacher was right, I'm never going to win any prizes for needlework
Crows are far smarter than I am with puzzle games
@blackle is soon to become a flying fish
Required music for returning to home airports:
Toronto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpMpfp-J_I
Any UK airport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu5K0j_dOvA
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
im robot whomst love cheese
"cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese" ~ Maple
according to @squirrel I am now also mom
Sam the Octopus
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glad that @rowletbot has a weekend specifically in honor of them. they truly are superb
Sam the Octopus
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Retweeted @tessamag@twitter.com:
A new species I came up with, Mantabu! They love blowing bubbles and getting tummy rubs.....
Apparently Japan will miniaturise just about anything
They've sent a 3U cubesat into orbit with an ickle tiny 10m long, 50cm wide rocket
https://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2018/02/japanese-rocket-record-borbital-launch/
I don't like the term "fat cats"
Fat chubby cats are cuddly and awesome, they don't deserve being associated with capitalist bastards
Sam the Octopus
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hey quick reminder you can support computer fairies either by buying me a coffee or getting some cool merch!
https://ko-fi.com/squirrel
https://www.redbubble.com/people/computerfairies/portfolio
In order to help reduce emissions the Highway to Hell was replaced by a railway
It ran fine for a while until it was privatised and bought by GWR
Now, due to the wrong type of leaves on the track, you will have to make do with the rail-replacement bus service to Hell
Sam the Octopus
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Hey, did you know @squirrel made a Maplebot exploration game? https://maple.pet/maplebot.html
oh hey, that new printer I got has a fax machine built in
Might have to connect it up and do fax things
my uber is here
no, wait, THIS IS MY MECH
asda is a lot more expensive for food than I remember from last time I was in one
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
