Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
an alternate universe where instead of using rockets to get to space, they use really big slingshots
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linux incantation pronunciation guide
- ioctl: "eye octal"
- tty: "titty"
- suffix -ctl: "cuttle" (e.g. system cuttle)
- ssh: "ssh" (not an abbreviation)
- dnf: "dunf"
- dpkg: "deep kilogram"
- pacman: "waka waka"
- chrony: "cronie"
- cronie: "chrony"
- daemon: "dæmon"
- shutdown: "shit, is this the right host"
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always remember: 
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promo
hi! i think i finished the updates to my website now. let me know you if think there's any other cool things i do i didn't mention there
https://maple.pet/
i've also set up a patreon page. i'm not currently struggling for cash though! there are many other awesome people out there who could use your money more than me. but if you'd like to help anyway, here it is
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup
you can also help throuh ko-fi or buying my albums
https://ko-fi.com/squirrel
http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/
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patreon reward: you get to activate a robot arm that pets me over the internet,
wait, does this count as a soft wear patch?
My sewing teacher was right, I'm never going to win any prizes for needlework
Crows are far smarter than I am with puzzle games
@blackle is soon to become a flying fish
Required music for returning to home airports:
Toronto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpMpfp-J_I
Any UK airport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu5K0j_dOvA
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im robot whomst love cheese
"cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese" ~ Maple
according to @squirrel I am now also mom
Sam the Octopus
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glad that @rowletbot has a weekend specifically in honor of them. they truly are superb
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Retweeted @tessamag@twitter.com:
A new species I came up with, Mantabu! They love blowing bubbles and getting tummy rubs.....
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
