Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
mastodon, aka fantastic beasts and where to find them
Sam the Octopus
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why can't I cuddle friends over the internet yet
Sam the Octopus
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Hey, since people are starting to draw Moomins again.
my gender is a squamous horror from outside of time and space
my gender is wiggly
my gender is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sam the Octopus
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big soft paws to get the authentic 80s sound i wanted and it gives you a bee????
nicotine
I really need to cut down/quit smoking
For budgetary reasons more than anything else
Unless anyone really wants to send me a couple of cartons a month of course
at most 1 🌶 take
vero is a silly idea
sleepy octopus
Once again HMD have taken a classic Nokia phone and made it worse
https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/25/17044634/nokia-8110-matrix-banana-phone-mwc-2018
Did you know? Octopuses are the pefect shape for being covered with bedsheets and pretending to be a ghost
Are you bored of your normal units of measurement?
Try one of these! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement
Currently feeding 8 cats
One of them isn't even ours but he wanders in and is a cute floofy cat so we've just got to feed him
Sam the Octopus
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Once more, with feeling: freedom of speech does not do 240p over composite, only 480i
Sam the Octopus
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vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core
humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast
vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast
humans: hahaha yeah
humans: it did tho
vsa: IT EXPLODED
humans: it exploded twice as fast
http://beka-tiddalik.tumblr.com/post/150425828285/roachpatrol-deadcatwithaflamethrower
Sam the Octopus
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"during orientation at a human college, vulcans are presented with a list of swear words.
“what is the word ‘fuck’ for,” the innocent young vulcans want to know. “surely there are more logical intensity modifiers.”
“yeah, you’d think so,” say the weary, jaded vulcan professors. “you’d really fucking think so.”
there is a phrase in vulcan for ‘the particular moment you understand what the word ‘fuck’ is for’."
Sam the Octopus
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hey this is my mech, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
