Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

https://medium.com/@hiveway/hiveway-ceo-we-are-the-biggest-mastodon-fans-c55a67e4f217

"We're massive Mastodon fans, that's why we tried to nick the codebase without anyone noticing and adding a bunch of stuff to make us money"

"World Pasty Championships: US bakery scoops top award"

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-43278376

"Pure Pasty founder Mike Burgess took home the Open Savoury Company prize with a barbecue chicken creation made with sweet potato, courgette, red pepper, sweetcorn and pineapple."

YOU FUCKING WHAT?

A FUCKING CHICKEN AND PINEAPPLE PASTRY WRAPPED THING WON?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES?

https://icosahedron.website/iico/index.html

Nicely done @halcy , very nicely done

I've just found out that they're doing a sequel to Mary Poppins

The hell Disney? Really?

Hello and welcome to "Strange words and noises" with @squirrel !

Speaking of stupid ideas built on the masto codebase, turns out counter.social still exists

Thought that would have died already

macaffee fix the emojos

Oh god, somebody's started posting goatse on there

That took less time than I expected

some prick: *does something all of masto can laugh at*

mastodon: OUR SHITPOSTS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN

I suppose I should be thanking McAffee for giving me something to giggle about on an otherwise boring sunday afternoon

Less blockchain

More bokchain

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@squirrel since adding cryptocurrencies to social networks is apparently cool now, when can we get MapleBucks? 💵

hiveway: doesn't have a mascot
mastodon: has the wonderful @squirrel as a mascot!

No contest really

I do wonder how hiveway is reconciling "Hiveway is not a commercial network. No advertising [...]" with having a cryptocurrency that is only used for buying ad space

But can William Shatner find Lance Ullanoff on hiveway?

HIVEWAY: Mastodon but with blockchain and marketing for some fucking reason