Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

LB: yes please

mmm... I am full of chinese(ish) food

cheese on crackers is like, the best thing ever

Okay, we're going to get to this point sooner or later

What do we call a non-biological intelligence?

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is wrong, because they're actually intelligent, nothing artificial about it

Machine Intelligence doesn't work because fleshy people could also be described as biological machines

I'm going with non-biological intelligence at the moment because I can't think of anything better, any suggestions?

also all Laphroaig, but especially the Quarter Cask

Laphroaig Quarter Cask is yummy

If Jesus was executed by guillotine, would christians wear little tiny guillotines around their necks?

I want to visit this place: http://www.whoi.edu/news-release/unknown-supercolony-Adelie-Penguins-Discovered-in-Antarctica

A previously unknown penguin supercolony has been discovered on the Danger Islands

LB: Oh shit

Complimentary continental breakfast

If you're thinking you could really find a use for one of those Light Phone 2 things, just go on aliexpress and buy one of these instead: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Original-AIEK-X7-Ultra-Thin-Card-Mobile-Phone-4-8mm-Low-Radiation-mini-pocket-students/32804178291.html?

Light Phone 2: $225 earlybird price, $400 retail
AIEK X7: $15 (maximum, usually cheaper)

It's too cold here

Octopus needs warms

Just me, a perfectly normal human, taking a perfectly normal walk

They massively overfed a rabbit which then made a large "pop" sound off screen

What the fuck?

What the fucking fuck Disney?