Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

If cybernetic enhancements with integrated weapons were a thing I'd probably try to make a living selling them on the black market just for the "arms dealer" pun

What I want to know about the Shkreli thing is if the "Wu-Tang heist with Bill Murray" clause is still in effect after the album's been seized by the US Govt.

It's Instance Admin Appreciation Day?!

*massively appreciates @squirrel for she is an instance admin and also otherwise cool as heck*

always remember to pet your local critters

Okay, that's a good five minutes of panic for you

It's only Mother's Day this Sunday in the UK, Ireland, and Nigeria

But now you all know the brief panic us Brits feel when the internet starts going on about Mother's Day in May

IMPORTANT REMINDER:

Mother's Day is this Sunday

Fun fact: Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't actually know how to wear a watch

It's meant to go on your wrist Leo!

blockchain, but implemented in minecraft redstone

Your goddamn blog does not need to download 10 megs of javascript to show a 3 paragraph article

Hey, instead of all this AMP bollocks to speed page loading, how about you USE LESS FUCKING JAVASCRIPT