Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

My sister needed an updated CV and asked me to make it look pretty

So I brought out pandoc and LaTeX and got to work

Fucking hell I'm rusty at this

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winamp
it really whips the llama's ass

There's an AskReddit thread for "What is the TLDR of your country's history"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8axci8/what_is_the_tldr_of_your_countrys_history/

I'm not sure how I should feel about such a large number of the responses including the phrase "...then the brits turned up"

"More police funding isn't a deterrent to crime" says woman who wants to spend £30Bn on Trident

Ooh, shiny

ODROID have come out with a little tiny 32-core ARM cluster thingy

http://www.hardkernel.com/main/products/prdt_info.php?g_code=G150152508314&tab_idx=1

!!! SOFT ROBOTIC FISH PAL !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy5ZETdaC9k&feature=youtu.be

Has anyone else had the problem where after you've done <something> with a computerised device and someone asks "how did you do that?" you have no idea how you did it?

If you ever have to join a national army and you get to pick which one (unlikely I know), pick Liechtenstein

Their last military engagement was in 1886, they sent 80 men and came back with 81 because they'd made a friend while they were there

apropos of nothing, the phrase "papal bull" always makes me imagine the pope spray painting a message on to a large male bovine