Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

You may not be able to nail jelly to a wall, but it seems you can make a kitchen knife out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oadf4KNYz-I

all you need is:

"do you?"
"yeah"
"do you?"
"yep"
"sign here, you're hitched"

I knew there'd be bugger all on TV today, but just the "highlights" of the wedding are one and a half hours

That's bloody edited!

How can you stretch out a wedding to over one and a half hours?!

Anyone happen to know what bad news the UK government tried to bury today?

students or staff killed by guns in US schools in 2018 (so far): 31

US active duty military deaths in 2018 (so far): 29

The US Army, safer than going to school

snack overflow: the website for asking questions about snacks

Casio Game Calculator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIZgzbtg5j8

This looks neat

alert: @squirrel

would the squobit version of nachos be a load 555s covered in cheese and jalapenos?

@squirrel

Random neuron firing: CYBRE-YURT

I'm not entirely sure what that would be aside from something involving cybre and a big round tent but I want one

By 35, retirement experts advise that you should have been born 35 years earlier in order to have a retirement

sudden mental image: @squirrel wandering around with a giant solar panel as a hat so she can charge while out and about

#np #nowPlaying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dT2iE1OBGk

Cillit Bang - JAKAZiD ft Barry Scott

Rare footage of @squirrel performing a physical pentest and then escaping when things go wrong

https://streamable.com/l2gk6

(via https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8jnyxb/squirrel_in_server_room_a_snapshot_of_my_day/)