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Wait, Cohen was using a STRIP SHREDDER to dispose of possibly incriminating documents?!

These fuckers can't even shred documents properly

Bloody hell

If you don't think baby Meowth is the tightest thing ever get out of my face

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Type "hell is" and let predictive text explain what your personal hell is like 

Hell is other people

...DAMNIT SARTRE GET OUT OF MY PHONE

Fun fact: In some fields in the UK (such as horse racing and the sale of livestock) we still use the Guinea, a unit of account that went out of use in all other fields over 200 years ago

A Guinea is 21 shillings or, in modern currency, £1.05

I don't actually have any idea what hashtags and trending things are for

When you've had to fuck around with desktop inkjets for years you really learn to appreciate a nice network-connected laser printer

Huh... doing my usual tea order and it seems I only get through 200-ish cups a month

That's a lot lower than I thought it was

actually you know what no.

the world doesn't need more hot takes.

have this reminder instead, folks:

"If you don’t like obeying our laws then you should get out of our country, Tommy Robinson told"

newsthump.com/2018/05/27/if-yo

Occasionally newsthump just nails it

ah great, my net connection's going all screwy and bouncing up and down

I'll blame it on the weather

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