Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I love it when USAians say that English food sucks

Because then I can make them question everything they ever knew by pointing out that we were the ones that invented the apple pie

we accidentally got our hedgehogs accustomed to expensive cat biscuits

they are now quite unhappy that they're getting given the cheaper ones because we're out of the pricey stuff

lb: @maple makes super good music

one of our hedgehogs was having a drink of water

they wanted to get at it better so they put their paws on the rim

the bowl fell over, covered them in water and they very quickly ran off as if nothing had happened

Reminder: Queuing is such a massive thing in British culture we even queue up to loot shops during riots

There is now a 25-foot statue of Jeff Goldblum in London

Apparently someone in the marketing department of NowTV thought it was a good idea

hedgehog is BIG

The British aristocracy has a long history of very subtly putting across their true feelings

Here is a masterclass on how the Queen does it

https://twitter.com/samuraiknitter/status/1018570246037352449

hug all computers

they're doing the best they can

It's almost as if existing in a capitalist society sometimes forces people to take ethically suboptimal actions

LINUX! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!*

*parts of what you want to do will be a complete pain in the arse for legacy reasons

the hedgehog cafe has its first customer

I'm sam the octopus, benevolent ruler of the hedgehogs

as if the hedgehogs don't have enough luxury with not one but two houses we've built for them in the back garden I've built them a little hedgehog cafe in the front too

Amazon workers are on strike today and I'm not going to cross picket lines

Also all the prime day deals are either shit or very obviously on stuff they've been stuck with too much inventory of which if I'm being completely honest is more to the point

@EffectBot @maple !effect vhs