Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

octopus believes in you!

Which idiot came up with the idea of a "presidential alert" system

Surely, no matter who is president, half the population's only response to anything sent that way would be "fuck them"

Limit it to emergency broadcasts and don't make any mention of the president and people might actually read the damn thing

hedgie hotel progress:

we have walls!

need to finish roofs and floor (and find materials for roofs)

oh my fucking god

they made an elf bowling movie

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000SK5ZE8/

@blackle : into the scromble-verse

in cinemas soon

oh yeah, that's right, we got CAD up in this thing

octopus is covered in sawdust

building a hedgehog hotel for them to stay in after they've been to the cafe

here's what I'm going for, it'll probably look nowhere near as good when I'm finished

Hedgies are hungry tonight

It's 2130 and they've already mostly demolished a full plate

I recently got one of these

My pepper grinder is a bunny!

*throws big white sheet over head*

WoooOOOOoooOOOO ghost octopus

Any time I've brought up the topic of electric kettles to a USAian before they've said "Oh, we don't use those because they take too long to boil on our power supply"

I have just learnt from someone in a different country on 120V that that excuse is bullshit and 120V kettles don't take too long at all

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING ELECTRIC KETTLES NOW AMERICANS?

IT IS NOW SPOOKY MONTH!

👻

If I don't see a couple of hundred pictures of people going to Halloween parties as bowsette this year I will be very, very surprised

why doesn't tony stark just give all the other avengers cool suits of armour?

Interfaces that have only pictures on all the buttons aren't intuitive and aren't at all helpful

"Oh, that option's in the "edit" menu"
"and which fucking hieroglyph is that signified by, dickhead?"

re: https://botsin.space/@nicetips/100811538632154148

...the hell is an artificial landscaping rock?

Surely a rock is a rock

tired: hypertext transfer protocol
wired: really chilled out text transfer protocol