Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

So it's the time of year where I keep an eye out for christmas presents for people so I can get everything done early and gloat at all the people panicking a week before christmas

I have just seen what might be the most hilariously shit rendering of santa claus ever

https://uk.lush.com/products/christmas/strawberry-santa-0

If you really think about it, brexit is the result of Ed Miliband looking a bit silly eating a bacon sandwich

2015: Labour lose the general election due to Ed Miliband looking a bit silly eating a bacon sandwich (it was a simpler time back then), causing the tories and David Cameron to get in
2015: David Cameron decides the tories are losing too many votes to UKIP and so plans a referendum on leaving the EU
2016-onwards: the current shitshow

any time you see someone using a geiger counter in fiction or in reality they're always holding the little detector on a wire or a whole counter setup in their hand

Surely you want that on a stick

Nice long stick with a geiger counter on so you don't have to be anywhere near the thing you think might be radioactive

Put geiger counters on sticks

#FriendshipFriday

octopus loves all their friends

Okay, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission is surprisingly good on twitter

Yes, this is an actual tweet they sent https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1046121007067607040

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-16/ecuador-asks-julian-assange-to-curb-speech-look-after-cat/10382992

Assange has now apparently reverted to a teenager living in his mom's basement

"I'll let you play on the internet if you clean your room and take care of your pet"
"BUT MOOOOM!"
"and stop leaving nasty comments everywhere, it's not nice"

would a rabbit's bed be more accurately called a BUNk?

techy security conscious people: I'm not buying an amazon echo or whatever, can't fool me into paying for the privilege of having a wiretap in my house

also techy security conscious people: AAAAA VECTOR LOOKS SO CUTE I WANNA GIVE IT PETS AND HAVE IT LIVE ON MY DESK

Huh, apparently humble bundle has a new bundle of investing and stock trading ebooks

I fully expect the number of nerds going bankrupt to rise quite sharply over the next couple of months

comic idea for anyone who can draw:

somebody just continually asking thoth (always written as Θώθ) what things are with him getting progressively more annoyed

ⲑⲱⲑ what's this?

Thoth: you know full well I'm sick of that meme
Me: lol

lil hedgie doing a drink!

and bigger hedgie jumping into the bowl of cat biscuits!

in less polite terms: I didn't know so much shite could come out of such small creatures

Anyone had any luck potty training wild hedgehogs?

'cause cleaning them out every day is frequently a bit... unpleasant

Usually I hate the fact that christmas stuff is appearing in stores earlier and earlier each year

But in recent years UK supermarkets are selling lebkuchen

I fucking love lebkuchen

I will never be as rad as this biker bun

Could be an awesome look for @maple though