Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

In the before times every time I saw "LAMP" I assumed they were talking about Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP

Now since that moth meme thing I don't know if they're talking about that, actual lamps, or cute moths

This is an improvement

#mastoFeatureRequest

The bit where you write the about/more for an instance should accept markdown or something, updating a blocked instances list on there is more inconvenient than it probably could be

One's pronouns are they/them/their, dickwad

All these people still not getting the concept of singular "they" despite it being a thing since the 14th century

Let's bring back the royal "one" to really fuck with them

COLOSSUS! I CHOOSE YOU!

What are you talking about Wade?

Calling it now, deadpool 3 is going to have pokemon references

IT IS THE ELEVENTH OF NO-FUCKING-VEMBER AND THE COCA-COLA CHRISTMAS ADVERTS ARE ALREADY ON TV

so with google guy losing this bet* does that mean we own Google+ now?

*https://mastodon.social/@jaffathecake/55550

hug yr computer frens

@InspectorCaracal small possible improvement to the rice cooking method on your blog:

for long grain rice, get a pot of boiling salted water, throw in the rice, bring it back up to boiling, then turn off the heat, put a lid on it, and just wait for 10 minutes

check it's the right texture at the end, if it's not ready just leave it in there for a bit longer, drain, serve

don't even have to keep an eye on it

I've had this for about a week now after a long time of saving up and quite a while of waiting to get my tentacles on it

This is the Sinn 556 I MoP S, it's one of Sinn's entry level models but it really is excessively nice

Fit and finish is excellent, the movement is running well within COSC standards, and the dial is fucking stunning whenever it catches the light

Any pictures I take just don't do it justice, it's just beautiful