Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I am 100% convinced that Irish names were developed in order to fuck with the English

I mean come on, "Caoimhe"? Seriously? That one's apparently meant to be pronounced "KEE-va"

Or "Tadhg", which is apparently pronounced like "TIE-g"

I've just found out that the end-game for Fallout 76 involves fighting... "Scorch Beasts"

The end-game for Fallout 76 is literally fucking Skyrim

If you'd have told me a couple of years ago that politics today could be summed up by a large terrifying orange muppet in ice hockey gear fighting a cartoon frog I'd have assumed you were on drugs

Good deal on Amazon for the SCP Foundation

For any Disney fans, this is coming out soon

Two limited edition Swatch watches designed by Damien Hirst with Mickey Mouse on them

On the left is the spot edition which is limited to 1,999 pieces and on the right the spot mirror edition which is limited to 19,999 pieces

Spot mickey will be available for 24 hours starting November 18 at 2:00AM ET and mirror spot mickey is available from the 16th

More info here: https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/swatch-spot-mickey-and-mirror-spot-mickey-damien-hirst

bluh, octopus is all sinus-y

these sheep are excessively cute, i wish to meet them one day

It has been reported that footballer Paul Gascoigne has been seen entering Downing Street with a bucket of fried chicken and a fishing rod

text transcription:
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
[continues for 28 months]

I have no idea how "person eating MREs" became a niche on youtube and even less of an idea of why I'm watching them but I'm bizarrely proud that the British issue ones look better than average with all the sweets and powdered drink mix in them

possums are so nice and good

I wish we had them over here in the UK, they could make friends with the hedgehogs

In the before times every time I saw "LAMP" I assumed they were talking about Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP

Now since that moth meme thing I don't know if they're talking about that, actual lamps, or cute moths

This is an improvement

#mastoFeatureRequest

The bit where you write the about/more for an instance should accept markdown or something, updating a blocked instances list on there is more inconvenient than it probably could be

One's pronouns are they/them/their, dickwad