Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

All these people still not getting the concept of singular "they" despite it being a thing since the 14th century

Let's bring back the royal "one" to really fuck with them

COLOSSUS! I CHOOSE YOU!

What are you talking about Wade?

Calling it now, deadpool 3 is going to have pokemon references

IT IS THE ELEVENTH OF NO-FUCKING-VEMBER AND THE COCA-COLA CHRISTMAS ADVERTS ARE ALREADY ON TV

so with google guy losing this bet* does that mean we own Google+ now?

*https://mastodon.social/@jaffathecake/55550

hug yr computer frens

@InspectorCaracal small possible improvement to the rice cooking method on your blog:

for long grain rice, get a pot of boiling salted water, throw in the rice, bring it back up to boiling, then turn off the heat, put a lid on it, and just wait for 10 minutes

check it's the right texture at the end, if it's not ready just leave it in there for a bit longer, drain, serve

don't even have to keep an eye on it

I've had this for about a week now after a long time of saving up and quite a while of waiting to get my tentacles on it

This is the Sinn 556 I MoP S, it's one of Sinn's entry level models but it really is excessively nice

Fit and finish is excellent, the movement is running well within COSC standards, and the dial is fucking stunning whenever it catches the light

Any pictures I take just don't do it justice, it's just beautiful

ENGLAND: literally the only country where, when given large amounts of opiates, we think to ourselves "let's trade all this for tea"

I personally think that the Ladies' Watch prize should have gone to Moritz Grossman, Men's Watch to Vacheron Constantin, Men's Complication to H. Moser et Cie., Jewellery Watch to Bvlgari, and Artistic Crafts to Vacheron Constantin but I'm not on the judging panel

The winners of the 2018 Grand Prix d'Horlogerie de Genève were announced today, the Aiguille d'Or winner was the Bovet Récital 22 Grand Récital (pictured below)

All the other winners are listed here: https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/the-bovet-recital-22-grand-recital-takes-home-the-aiguille-dor-at-the-2018-gpgh-awards

Keep an eye out when you're in Tesco, they've started selling 50cl bottles of wine with verrry small labels saying they're not proper wine bottle size, you might get caught out if you're not careful

If you're operating a car, don't tailgate the car in front like a bastard

Thus spake the octopus