Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Every so often during the night I hear a slight clink outside and smile knowing that it's the sound of one of the hedgehogs visiting and having some food

wait, the "bechdel" test?

...fuck

*camera pans over to large amounts of white sauce*

For some reason (capitalism) Black Friday is also a thing in the UK

We don't have thanksgiving, today isn't even a bank holiday, but it's black friday all the same

IÄ! IÄ! GRITTY FHTAGN!

I was kinda expecting this but actually seeing this image is incredible

Okay so this is a thing that has now happened

wow, fallout 76 is really getting hammered in the reviews

I think maple might be a robot

you know a social network is full of nerds when a joke about hypervisors of all things somehow manages to gain traction

Still annoyed that even with the lowering cost of putting things into orbit nobody's thrown a Plan 9 machine up there yet

Charities: "Don't give cash to that homeless person, they're just going to spend it on alcohol and cigarettes!"

That's the same thing I spend it on, what's the problem?

would a counterbalanced railway for raising and lowering rabbits on a mountainside be called a bunicular?

As someone who knows little of virtualisation this is what I imagine a hypervisor is

All these people trying to claim that non-binary people don't exist are just enbyous of us

So Ivanka Trump's been caught using a personal email account for official business

Not sure what to call this...

Margarine e-mails maybe?

To provide context for the "In the US 100 years is a long time, in Europe 100 miles is a long way" thing, one of our local supermarkets was built as a Carrefour in the 70's

The supermarket was sold to Asda in the 80's

People still refer to that supermarket as Carrefour despite it now being three decades since it became an Asda