Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The real cyber monday deals were the friends we made along the way

@maple HAPPY CYBER BUNDAY! 🤖 🐰 🎉

I'm not entirely sure the hedgehogs have noticed that new house I put out for them

They're adorable bless 'em, but they're not the smartest or most observant of critters

ALSO

KNIVES ARE FINE AND LEGAL HERE, YOU JUST CAN'T CARRY A FUCKING MACHETE AROUND UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A REASON FOR CARRYING IT OTHER THAN "I WANNA CHOP THAT FUCKER'S ARMS OFF"

oh for fuck's sake

IT'S NOT A LICENSE FOR A TV

IT'S A LICENSE FOR VIEWING LIVE BROADCAST TELEVISION

I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND

Every so often during the night I hear a slight clink outside and smile knowing that it's the sound of one of the hedgehogs visiting and having some food

wait, the "bechdel" test?

...fuck

*camera pans over to large amounts of white sauce*

For some reason (capitalism) Black Friday is also a thing in the UK

We don't have thanksgiving, today isn't even a bank holiday, but it's black friday all the same

IÄ! IÄ! GRITTY FHTAGN!

I was kinda expecting this but actually seeing this image is incredible

Okay so this is a thing that has now happened

wow, fallout 76 is really getting hammered in the reviews

I think maple might be a robot

you know a social network is full of nerds when a joke about hypervisors of all things somehow manages to gain traction

Still annoyed that even with the lowering cost of putting things into orbit nobody's thrown a Plan 9 machine up there yet

Charities: "Don't give cash to that homeless person, they're just going to spend it on alcohol and cigarettes!"

That's the same thing I spend it on, what's the problem?