Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

bloody brass

right, any marks left on it are "patina" and are meant to be there

Just had a thought, it's going to be fucking hilarious when Fox News finds out about the fediverse

"The website, frequented by far left antifa supersoldiers, invites users to send messages about "toots" and "slime", with some calling for grass to be flung into volcanoes with catapults"

667, the fax number of the beast

which bastard first thought "ooh, brass would be a good decorative thing in here"?

takes bloody ages to polish

in retrospect, that was a very, very UK-centric reference

For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7LxFgjnBdU

First image from the NASA Insight probe after the dust cover was removed

One of the neighbourhood cats is the perfect example of the phrase "curiosity killed the cat"

I was hammering in some nails and Pissy (she is also an example of why you don't let a 5 year old name anything) decided to jump up and have a look at what I was doing by putting her head directly on top of the nail

Luckily hammering stuff into other stuff is something you can stop pretty damn quickly, I am going to have to be quite careful when using the table saw though

ROBOT FRIEND MADE IT TO MARS!

The real cyber monday deals were the friends we made along the way

@maple HAPPY CYBER BUNDAY! 🤖 🐰 🎉

I'm not entirely sure the hedgehogs have noticed that new house I put out for them

They're adorable bless 'em, but they're not the smartest or most observant of critters

ALSO

KNIVES ARE FINE AND LEGAL HERE, YOU JUST CAN'T CARRY A FUCKING MACHETE AROUND UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A REASON FOR CARRYING IT OTHER THAN "I WANNA CHOP THAT FUCKER'S ARMS OFF"

oh for fuck's sake

IT'S NOT A LICENSE FOR A TV

IT'S A LICENSE FOR VIEWING LIVE BROADCAST TELEVISION

I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND

Every so often during the night I hear a slight clink outside and smile knowing that it's the sound of one of the hedgehogs visiting and having some food

wait, the "bechdel" test?

...fuck

*camera pans over to large amounts of white sauce*

For some reason (capitalism) Black Friday is also a thing in the UK

We don't have thanksgiving, today isn't even a bank holiday, but it's black friday all the same

IÄ! IÄ! GRITTY FHTAGN!