Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Huh, apparently all you need for a bunch of white male USAians to give a tiny shit about massive human rights abuses is for a company from that country to give $150 million to reddit

crochet pirate flags

they're made of yarrrrn

"You're tearing me apart sharky!"

Tommy Wiseau has announced that he's "directing" and "acting" in a new film called Big Shark

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3545072/teaser-room-director-tommy-wiseaus-next-film-shark-attack-movie-titled-big-shark/

"Oh hai shark"

Cookie Monster is evidently having a great time on his reddit AMA

Cookie Monster is doing a reddit AMA

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/anu4u9/me_cookie_monster_me_want_you_to_come_visit_me_on/

That's a sentence I didn't ever expect to type

headbutts from cats are the best

they're just like "*BOOF* friend"

computerfairi.es: we don't forget to do stuff to our certificates!

well, we haven't yet anyway, give us time

steampunk @maple

probably the only time steam coming out of maple's ears is a good thing

I really, really want, in one of these baking contest shows, for one of the contestants to make a cake in the shape of the President of France instead of macarons

"Uh... yeah, misheard you, sorry"

egg verbis

I have one very important thing to say about the new PhilosophyTube video:

PHWOAR

y'know, if he didn't want to do any more taken sequels he could have just said "no"

wasn't any need to bring THAT out in an interview

found on amazon daily deals: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Philips-Stubble-Trimmer-Precise-Symmetrical/dp/B07CGZPKD9/?th=1

alien: FUCKING LASERS AGAIN?!?! GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Burger King is of course trolling the fuck out of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSiIv-J0mpo

Oh my god, this is brilliant, McDonalds has lost the "Big Mac" trademark in the EU

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/mcdonalds-big-mac-trademark-supermacs-eu-europe-ireland-a8728891.html

I really hope this is meant as a joke but unfortunately it's far too believable

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/235821

No matter how skewed you sense of taste gets when you have a cold or flu or something, pickled onions still taste properly like pickled onions

Complete lifesaver when you're utterly naffed off with food not tasting like food