Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

If you're looking at Daniel Wellington or MVMT watches and thinking "oh, could get one of those", don't.

They're overpriced shite

Instead, here are some other options in a similar style but are much better:

Casio LTP-E140: costs about £50 so much cheaper, good reliable watch

Timex Fairfield: £90, very nice looking, can read it in the dark

Tissot Everytime Swissmatic: £310, so more expensive but you get a swiss mechanical movement instead of a basic quartz

pokemon only say their own names in the same way all of us make toots containing only what animal/machine/other we are

only "blockchain" 'round 'ere is all of us passing around your domains to suspend your asses

oh noes! apparently "mastadon, the social media blockchain" is going to lose customers for blocking gab!

hedgie do a scratch

D&D campaign where you're all mimics that hid themselves in the gear of a really terrible adventuring party and you try keeping them alive because they bring you to cool food but you also have to remain hidden from them because they'd freak out and stop taking you to cool food

Much like The Pentagon is named after the shape of the building, GCHQ Cheltenham is known as "The Doughnut"

who decided they should be called "house boats" and not boaterhomes

I keep reading "bujo" (short for "bullet journaling") as "cujo"

which of course gives me the mental image of rabid notebooks attacking people

smol hedgie!

what gets me is that gab has investor money and made this much of a hash of things

everyone 'round here managed to make things work with a budget of pocket lint and a bit of string

So, HiPoint is a company what apparently makes guns, and they announced a new one

They announced they were going to name it by popular internet vote

If you can see what's coming next, you know more about the internet than HiPoint's marketing team

Yeah, they're having to call it the "Yeet Cannon"

For the USA the day you declared your independence from the British Empire was the most important day in your history

For us, it was Thursday

Am I comparing George III to M. Bison there? Yeah, sure, why not

hedgie friends have been relatively quiet recently, must be finding lots of food on their wanders and being too full to stop in the cafe for supper

still coming by for the occasional drink and munch though!

Oh yeah, is gab using any domains that we haven't all preemptively blocked?