Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Ever looked at a Navitimer or other watch with a pilot's bezel and wondered how anyone uses that funky thing?

Here's how you use the funky thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuK_77DEUfw

Also the Seiko manual for their watches with pilot's bezels is pretty good: https://storage.seikowatches.com/production/files/2018/03/20/143405391654/pdf/rt01_e.pdf

funko popes

tired: internet of things
wired: internet of little robot arms that you can control through a web browser and press buttons on things with from a distance

Bond didn't even wear an Omega in that film, why the fuck are they doing a special edition for the 50th anniversary of that one?

Omega have announced a special edition Seamaster for the... 50th anniversary of the release of the 7th (and worst) Bond film

Hey Omega, you know you don't have to release a special edition for every fucking thing you think of don't you?

possible usage: "I had a roomba through the documentation, think I know how it works now"

"x just roomba'd through the parts drawers, they found a bunch of useful stuff"

"roomba" is now a verb

I am a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 octopus

looking for a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 cup of tea

"we're onionising the office!"
"...don't you mean unionising?"
*the room slowly fills with onions*
"...shit"

Cross-platform software, only works on annoyed arm chips

I'm hearing stuff about new users again, what did twitter fuck up now?

all tech should be cased in translucent plastic

you can tell all our hedgehogs are well fed by the fact that if it's raining they don't bother coming out to the cafe

is

tiny hedgie is bulking up nicely

hedgie having a good scratch