Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Talk like a pirate day fact: the stereotypical pirate accent came into being because when doing the film "Treasure Island" Robert Newton decided "eh, let's do it in a westcountry accent"

Yarr me mateys, it be talk like a pirate day

if @blackle@dev.glitch.social had a ducksona would it be a quackle?

requesting stuff to be sent to you by sending someone an envelope containing another envelope you paid postage for and addressed to yourself used to be a thing

we should bring that back

I cleverly avoid cyber-crime by having absolutely no data worth stealing

okay, this is a lot of hedgehog pictures

actually thinking about it this is far more warlock-y

I mean, dusty tomes of forgotten lore? man pages

eldritch abominations that must be placated? social media algorithms

bizarre chanting? SUDO APT UPDATE SUDO APT UPGRADE

Clarke's Third Law states that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

I'd argue we've got to that point now and so instead of "person who knows a bit about tech" I am in fact a witch

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as resigned, is in fact, fired/resigned, or as I've recently taken to calling it fired but saying I resigned

Resigned is not an action in itself, but rather another free component of a fully functional firing system put into operation due to me being a twat, lots of people calling me out for being a twat, and my refusal to stop being a twat comprising a full reason for firing me as defined by everyone.

I can't think of quite how to do it but, version of Van Halen's Panama about the squobit

MAVICA!

so, we've got to give reggie some eardrops, one dose every 12 hours or so

first dose we gave him was about 1100 yesterday

he has only just wandered back in again at 1700 today

yeah, lil fuzzy bugger is not cooperating

mavica's so subby byte's been to the challenger deep

hey look! It's a cookbook for @mavica !

birb

I should really go through my paperwork drawer more than once a decade

Still, Shreddy the Shredder got a good meal today so it's happy

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