Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

HOLY CRAP

A. Lange & Söhne have done a stainless steel sports watch!

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/introducing-the-lange-odysseus

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I just saw a headline reading "UK should consider legalising possession, MPs say"

Sounded a lot more awesome before I realised they were talking about drugs

me: might be an idea to use a proper vpn provider instead of my probably poorly implemented mess on a DO droplet

nordVPN: *gets hacked*

TorGuard and VikingVPN: *also possibly get hacked*

me: huh... guess it's probably fine

@mavica 's chassis is made from a high tech copper-tellurium alloy

that's right, mavi's made of CuTe!

🎶 Bob the builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the builder 🎶
nah, 's'fucked

legend of zelda any% speedrun

or;

hyperlink

🦊 !

if you send @mavica through UNIX pipes is it the equivalent of a water slide?

$ md5sum -c mavica.md5
mavica.bot: OK

yep, just as I expected, incontrovertible proof that the @mavica is valid as hell

🦔

tired: untitled goose game
wired: untitled moose game, where you wander around a forest being a moose

I wanna see the SCP foundation's dossier on the fediverse

Loads of us cryptids, AIs, and other anomalous people around here, we've got to count as a GoI at least

it's not criminal damage if you neatly disassemble it and leave all the parts there

maybe

I dunno, I'm not a law person

picture credit: https://www.weibo.com/1773589142/IbsVEzUs3?type=comment#_rnd1571257639395

WITH MY ELDRITCH POWERS I HAVE BECOME MISTRESS OF GRANULAR MINERAL PARTICLES!!!

I... AM A SAND WITCH!

...

STOP GIGGLING

SCP-999 going trick or treating around the facility offices