Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

moths are cool

lil fuzzy friends

quite ironically, I've seen someone refer to the "cats can have a little salami" meme as a "leftist dog-whistle"

come on mate, it's clearly a leftist cat... nyaa... or something

they're not "shark infested waters"

it's not "infested" with sharks

the sharks just live there

it's like calling a city "people infested land"

muppet christmas carol is the best christmas movie of all time and it probably always will be

personal favourite attempt: loog-baroog

for a fun time get non-brits to try to pronounce "Loughborough"

there's a gold coin that the canadian mint makes called the "gold maple" and any time I hear about it (which admittedly isn't often) I just think of a special shiny chassis @mavica gets out for special occasions

still surprised that all these right wing conspiracy nuts still haven't worked out that the "deep state" is us octopuses

I mean come on, "deep" state? We made it really obvious

@cypnk don't know if you've seen this yet but this might be of interest to you, 18th century log cabin construction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlVENzhq_Xw

them: some accelerationist shit
me: ok doomer

giving cats a little salami as praxis

At least there's something good to come out of this election, new cassetteboy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI87PRgIKks

2: it's a nail

1: no, it's a tack!

satan's own egg liqueur, the devil's advocaat

The inevitable Bond No Time To Die limited edition Omega's been announced

Looks quite nice

Which it fucking better had for €8,700

I mean, yes, this one's titanium but almost double the price of a standard Diver 300M?

Hell, that's the price of two Tudor Pelagoses... Pelagi.... Pelagodes? Two of them titanium watches what are made by Tudor

It's expensive, is what I'm saying

Rami Malek's character: Don't stop me now, Mr. Bond, I'm having such a good time

Gender quark-gluon plasma