Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

who's this Carol person and what's she got to do with christmas?

It's a shame but Weebl's "Badgers" is not, in fact, an accurate description of the prevalence of british wildlife

there's not much mention of badgers around here

here's a badger

they are good

well, on the upside at least it looks like the DUP are also getting fucked

Imogen Heap's fursona is of course Imogen Sheep

here are some cute pictures

a lot of us could do with some right now

going "fuck it" and setting up the independent people's republic of the shed in the garden

fuck.

tawny frogmouths are ridiculous muppet birds and i love them

kiwi birds are good and cute

fediverse v twatter is basically going to be a couple thousand bards using vicious mockery against a tarrasque

gonna be fuckin' awesome!

difficulty level has increased a bit from "kill 3 spiders" to "destroy the tarrasque" but I'm well up for an attempt at shitposting twitter into oblivion

we've already shitposted a few attempts at monetising decentralised social media out of existence so...

"I've cursed you to turn anything made of silk you touch into tiny moths!"

"weird hex but okay"

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