Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

This is a crime against watchmaking

https://youtu.be/nQopIvE4U78

I want to know what Dominic Cummings has on Boris

It's gotta be some entertaining shit for him not to be fired yet

I'd have thought that after the UK made organ donation an opt-out thing then it'd be easier to donate

But no, they're all "WHAT THE HELL?!" and "WHY DO YOU HAVE HALF A DOZEN SPLEENS IN A PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG?!" and "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

riding waves on a board while dressed as a peasant from the middle ages

or; serfing

lil friend ate what was a decent handful of chicken and is now munching happily on biscuits

turns out hedgehogs really love roast chicken

we put out a bowl of some roast chicken for one of our cats and looked around later AND A HEDGEHOG WAS EATING IT!

tony hawk's pro skate

wanna start a computerfairi.es pillow fort

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also I couldn't afford a rolex anyway, but mainly they're cowards for not offering a bepis bezel

In watches certain combinations of colours on the bezel have names

A "pepsi" bezel is red and blue, "coke" is red and black, and "root beer" is brown and black

I want a bepis bezel but Rolex are cowards!

smol woodland critters

okay, which bastard came up with the idea of banging pots and pans together for the thursday night noise?

I'll give em something to be thankful to the NHS for *grumble grumble grumble*

federated zombo.com

well this is about as good value as I can call a watch that costs 4 figures

Case by Voutilainen, guilloche dial, thermally blued hands and applied breguet markers (on two of the models), and a customised hand-finished movement

For under 3.000€

https://monochrome-watches.com/ophion-oph-786-velos-accessible-high-end-watch-review-price/

saw a jackdaw(? small corvidy birb, might have been a smaller other corvidy birb but I'm making a guess at jackdaw) on the bird table today!

haven't seen one of them come around before, hope they bring their friends

so this diagram of a function is going out every night, talking to new people, partying, just generally being an extrovert

it's a social graph

monosexual monogamy is a sin!

it's adam AND eve! not adam OR eve!

Well this is... interesting

Bamford Watch Department X Badgerworks TAG Heuer Carrera Calibre 5 with Coffee Dial

That's not "coffee coloured" dial, they made the actual dial out of actual coffee

https://www.bamfordwatchdepartment.com/?product=limited-edition-bwd-x-blackbadger-coffee-dial-tag-heuer-carrera-calibre-5

a community after the abolition of the police force would be sans-sheriff