@mavica waking up in the morning like *sounds like the sega mega drive boot sound* MA-VI
me, as an army officer:
"we've noticed you're requisitioning a tank for every single operation you're on, despite none of those operations even remotely requiring a tank"
"yep"
"...why?"
"tanks have kettles built in"
"...YOU'RE USING SEVERAL MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF MILITARY HARDWARE JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE A CUP OF TEA?!?"
"yes."
@troubleMoney
blimeycore vs. ferretcore
(1 nite only, payment at door)
it went from "ooh, look at my shiny watch that has "true seconds", only proper watchmakers can do that so it's dead fancy" to "oh, is that a cheap quartz? NO! IT'S DIFFERENT DAMNIT" in the space of like, five minutes
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple