Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

a ferengi's favourite desert is profit-eroles

I... no

https://www.invictawatch.com/collection/sponge-bob

I'm almost getting concerned, all these people yelling about how "I can't breathe wearing a facemask!" and I'm just walking about with one utterly fine (apart from the fact that my glasses keep slipping down my face now, I should work out something to fix that)

is my mask defective or something because I can breathe without problem? I'm beginning to question it as previously I hadn't considered the fact that people could actually be so goddamned whiny about wearing basic ppe

send any amount of bitcoin to the following address and I'll double it!

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i don't know how bitcoin works, you can send them in the post right?

you can tell all the eve vets by the fact that we're all going "fuckin' Jita" right now

I mean really, I used to see more interesting stuff in Jita local

yeah this may have been somewhat profitable but only using it for a bitcoin doubler scam shows a distinct lack of creativity

I mean, look at this bullshit, it's a lenovo thinkpad something something and they put a proprietary port on the side for connecting a special ethernet adapter

JUST MAKE IT A FEW MIL THICKER AND PUT A PROPER PORT ON THERE YOU BASTARDS

sod this really thin laptops trend, I want like, two ethernet interfaces, 6 USB ports, RS232, a headphone jack, expresscard, smartcard, maybe something to read vhs tapes

all this talking about flags and we haven't claimed a single landmass yet

what are we even doing?

This is the Setun computer

It was developed in 1958 at Moscow State University

It used ternary logic with a balanced ternary numeral system (which is to say, -1, 0, 1)

basically: NON BINARY COMPUTER FOR NONBINARY DAY!

INTERNATIONAL ENBY DAY!

we've finally reached the end of what would have been Cameron's 5 year term

remember when they said we'd have "chaos with Ed Milliband"?

The Beatles - I wanna hold your hand but instead it's about pawbs

re-release the sinclair c5 with modern brushless motors and batteries already!

I'd get on the socialist teeth bandwagon but I don't have a readily viewable mouth