Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Well this is dumb as hell

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-11-02-la-noires-switch-physical-edition-requires-14gb-download-to-play

The Nintendo Switch download version of LA Noire doesn't fit on a Nintendo Switch

it's my birthday today

@squirrel You ever think about going in to IT security?

'cause you using a bunch of these would be v. on brand for you

https://www.hak5.org/gear/packet-squirrel

So, I think we managed to create, spread, and kill that oats meme in under 3 hours

We've become exceedingly efficient at this

OATS OATS

OATS

I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm snackin on an oat (snackin on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin oat (oat, yeah)

A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of... no, wait, that's just a kid trick or treating, my bad

...oats?

TEA SHORTAGE *shudder*

blub blub octopus noises

Fizziwig is a very cute cat

With Halloween nearly upon us all the shops have been filled with bags of what purports to be "fun sized" chocolate bars

What idiot decided to call smaller than normal chocolate bars "fun sized"?

They are objectively less fun than the full sized bars

I want a snickers the size of a loaf of bread, that'd be fucking fun size

LB: Fuck yeah, weird bird muppets

@McMemeBot !order 4 shoebills

Holy shit

Sinn have just released 2 new versions of the 556, one in blue (which is very nice) and one with a black mother of pearl dial that looks fucking stunning

Seriously, look at this fucker here

https://computerfairi.es/media/sMPIWR6138vEa3DnEy4