Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Silly idea: Mastodon server on a cubesat

It'd be expensive and they only stay up for max. 3 months but we would get to toot IN SPAAAAACE

Is there anyone who doesn't love thinkpads?

Because if they exist they're wrong

@Elizafox at some point we're going to have to hear your version of "The Aristocrats"

Fucking nailed it: https://tttthreads.com/thread/927593460642615296

Why modern computer interfaces suck

No more tea left

#FourWordHorrorStories

We have backups right?

#FourWordHorrorStories

What the everloving fuck?

https://fondoodler.com/

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Why must they make devices to fuck up perfectly good cheese?

Watched The Death of Stalin earlier, it's a good film

Jason Isaacs kinda stole the show for me even though he was only in the second half but everyone was good in it

Turns out your average horse can actually output 14.9 horsepower

I feel lied to

If anyone actually gets funding for this I want a cut

Is there a correlation, positive or negative, between people being furries and shaving their appendages?

Or; Are furries furry?

🕯

Tipsy and I weren't close, just a few toots crossing the ether

But even from that I could tell that she was one of those precious people who made the world a better place just by being in it

She deserved far better than the world gave her

We will miss her

GNU Natalie Nguyen

Also acceptable: brizzle

Nope, wrong, it's bristle

God please no more food related memes