Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
*someone sends me something*
Them: Can you sign this for me and send it back please?
*signs with pgp key, emails it back*
Them: I meant with a pen you nerd motherfucker
hot take
In retrospect, emoji were probably a bad idea
Happy Rampant Consumerism Day everyone
Seriously, I have like, 100+ feet of paracord lying around and no fucking idea why I have it or when it appeared
Shopping bags not TACTICOOL enough for you?
Try the new OctoTac Elite Grocery Carrier, with 24 feet of paracord!
Alternatively, this is what happens when I'm bored, find some bag handles uncomfortable, and remember I have an obscene amount of cordage in a cupboard for some reason
are we back on oats now?
Fuck printers
That is all
genderlab test thing going around
Scores:
42% male
33% feminine
Result: undifferentiated-androgynous
If I were the type to put much stock in online personality tests I'd say that might explain a fair bit
Sam the Octopus
boosted
that 2017 is the year that going back to gopher started to sound like a reasonable proposition tells you a whole lot of what you need to know about how well the dreams of the early 90s are faring, a quarter century on.
subtoot, lewd-adjacent
Considering the conduct of some people on the timeline, it may be worthwhile applying scotchguard to the squirrel
After doing research I've found that there is no campaign like that (thankfully) but "White Friday" is a thing in the Middle East which is a cynical rip-off of black friday amended for the local market
racism
I wonder if any idiot racists have decried the existence of Black Friday and demanded a similar "White Friday"
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Sam the Octopus
boosted
tired: octopi
hired: octopuses
wired: octopodes
inspired: octopeople
Godamnit, why did I download the animal crossing phone game?
I'M NEVER GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE NOW
From what I understand this animal crossing pocket camp game consists of building a place where various animals turn up and hang out
This is Mastodon Admin: The Game isn't it?
Plan for after winning the lotto
1. Buy empty tower block in a major world city
2. Free (or cheap as possible) rent for mastodon users
3. MASTO HOUSE
4. ???
5. ???
6. Probably awful memes
net neutrality
With the way the wind looks like it's blowing, I'm wondering if I should get some spare ethernet cables before the americans start ordering them in bulk and reading up on bgp
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
