**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 22, 2018, 17:28

Sam the Octopus

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters

"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 17:28

Jan 22, 2018, 17:28

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computer fairies has the best of both worlds having doodles but the stability of mainline mastodon pls join

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 17:27

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 17:27

Jan 22, 2018, 17:27

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Okay, why the hell are .moe domains a thing?

They seem to be used only by arseholes and I can't find any reason for them to be a thing

**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 21, 2018, 21:57

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**r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖** @cypnk@mastodon.social · Jan 21, 2018, 21:57

Jan 21, 2018, 21:57

r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 @cypnk@mastodon.social

Have you tried plain text?

It’s an awesome new format that’s fast and future proof with excellent backward compatibly

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 12:11

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 22, 2018, 12:11

Jan 22, 2018, 12:11

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This is Fizziwig

He's the cutest floof

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2018, 19:03

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2018, 19:03

Jan 21, 2018, 19:03

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This squirrel appreciation day, appreciate your local squirrel

Also all squirrels, every day

**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 21, 2018, 18:46

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 21, 2018, 18:46

Jan 21, 2018, 18:46

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did you know: https://computerfairi.es/media/Hd5zmMRcF8-PFjDz_pg

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**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 21, 2018, 17:52

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**tom (available elsewhere)** @tom@slime.global · Jan 21, 2018, 17:52

Jan 21, 2018, 17:52

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

big mood https://slime.global/media/VY6csLL5Lo9s50dhU2I

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**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 20, 2018, 23:46

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 23:46

Jan 20, 2018, 23:46

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

maple dot pet's motto is "pet dat maple!"

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 23:49

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 23:49

Jan 20, 2018, 23:49

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During dinner I gave my sister a brief overview of the type of people here on mastodon

She is now very confused about me being a friend of squirrels, foxes, dragons, sharks, kobolds, snakes, birds, and various other species

**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 20, 2018, 09:03

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**Jeezy Peeps** @colon_three@icosahedron.website · Jan 20, 2018, 09:03

Jan 20, 2018, 09:03

Jeezy Peeps @colon_three@icosahedron.website

TIL that adorable Food Delivery Robots are a thing (courtesy of https://twitter.com/blazamy/status/954160750389379072 ) https://icosahedron.website/media/HD8i342RKJbdWoxiCUs https://icosahedron.website/media/irG1f7YSfpbInfs2y3U https://icosahedron.website/media/s-9LrmDH4aGOAeCYVR8 https://icosahedron.website/media/OaAHRwgyPAPZG-ohc44

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 18:44

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 18:44

Jan 20, 2018, 18:44

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food

Huh, apparently if you feed weed to pigs they get larger and "more savoury"

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/scitech/science/309326/marijuana-fed-pigs-are-bigger-and-more-savory-farmers-say/story/

You may now begin your jokes about pot-bellied pigs

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 18:30

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 18:30

Jan 20, 2018, 18:30

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I've been using taskwarrior as my to-do app for a while, it's pretty awesome

Also, completely CLI so I can put it on my phone (using termux) and use it from there or SSH in using whatever device I'm using at the time

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 16:46

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 16:46

Jan 20, 2018, 16:46

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These are the silliest bag/cable ties I've ever seen

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 19, 2018, 23:51

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 19, 2018, 23:51

Jan 19, 2018, 23:51

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

they should make a film about Mad Jack Churchill

**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 19, 2018, 22:31

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jan 19, 2018, 22:31

Jan 19, 2018, 22:31

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

When in doubt, go with a Paranoia joke.

**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 19, 2018, 22:05

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jan 19, 2018, 22:05

Jan 19, 2018, 22:05

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

Have you listened to The Space Adventures of General Mibi? You should! http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/the-space-adventures-of-general-mibi

**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 19, 2018, 17:29

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**✨Soff✨ Mawr** @mawr@plush.city · Jan 19, 2018, 17:29

Jan 19, 2018, 17:29

✨Soff✨ Mawr @mawr@plush.city

🎼 Carry on my wayward ✨plush✨
There'll be snugs after this rush 🎶
Lay your squishy head to rest 🎵
Fresh from the dryer warm ♥️

**Sam the Octopus** · Jan 18, 2018, 22:21

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2018, 22:21

Jan 18, 2018, 22:21

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meta, block

hey y'all you should probably domain block kyot.me

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2018, 21:34

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2018, 21:34

Jan 18, 2018, 21:34

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VIDEO
GAMES

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2018, 21:05

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2018, 21:05

Jan 18, 2018, 21:05

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LB GENDERWRECKED is super good

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Gender: 418 I'm a teapot

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"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple

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