Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Consider: Maplebots riding shetland ponies

Seriously, these sheep are ridiculous

Look at this sheep

This sheep can not be a real creature, it's far too adorable

I really want a Curta but they're expensive

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(Thufir Hawat from Dune)

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@blackle@dev.glitch.social oh yeah, roaming charges? Not a thing in the EU

GROUNDBREAKING NEW IDEA

There is a chilli emojo

Let's use that to code how hot our takes are

🌶: mild take
🌶🌶: bit of a hot take
🌶🌶🌶: hot take
🌶🌶🌶🌶: really hot take

Gold is a stupid material to make jewellery out of

Seriously, if someone came up to you and said "hey, let's make stuff you wear out of something that dents and scratches as soon as you look at it" you'd laugh them out of the room

I'd love to test if it works properly for ipv6 but fuck my isp

VPN is now fixed after previously upgrading it

(I think)

Okay, that's the VPN upgraded

We're running on strongswan now

What the hell Scotland?

For any of you Americans who want to be properly scared shitless by the concept of nuclear war, Threads is going to be available on DVD and Blu-Ray in the US soon

hhhhhnngg

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/the-a-lange-and-sohne-triple-split

Thanks to @mawr I now really want to know a blanket dragon I can snuggle with