Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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Hello! It's #FollowFriday/#FF, so I just wanted to remind you: don't just blindly follow the people for whom you get recommendations. Remember to fully read people's bios and pinned toots! They often have important information (like "don't follow me unless we've had some conversations first").
Any time we come back from going anywhere two of our cats, pita and meg, come running out to the car as if to say "what have you bought us? are they treats? they better be treats"
Okay, so because the prison service are apparently shit at searching people, the Justice Secretary wants to ban tiny mobile phones
What an arsehole
Sam the Octopus
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Wednesday more like Wᴼᴻᴰⱽʱ amirite (this is supposed to look like an upside-down and mirrored "Monday" i'm sorry)
UHHH UHH ANYWAY NEW CYBREZINE: VALENTINE'S DAY EDITION
#CYBREMONDAY
Issue 01:
#CYBRE LOVE
Strongly considering changing my middle name to "blockchain" so VCs will send me money
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this is not my beautiful house!
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Wait, Facebook is literally pushing a VPN solution that claims to "protect" you?
A VPN that sends all your traffic through facebook's servers
How dumb do they thin... 33 million installs... Okay they might be right about how dumb people are
It really massively sucks that a bunch of assholes have managed to turn the concept of "free speech" into a red flag for dickishness
Sam the Octopus
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https://icosahedron.website/media/-sG1yYsy2mSkMaT7n0k "the void is loud and wants chicken" is extremely relatable this morning
roses are red
violets are red
the grass is red
FUCK THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Hearts and chocolate and octopus cuddles for all!
💖 🍫 🐙
It's Valentine's Day today
So everyone here, will you be my valentine? 💖
(also totally cool if you don't want to be)
homebrew gene editing
Well this is something I can only describe as "brave"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FcbFqSoQY&feature=youtu.be
Guy was lactose intolerant, so he decided to edit his own DNA so he could produce lactase
He's probably going to get various exciting cancers at some point due to this but I can only commend his enthusiasm
Fun fact: American pancakes are nothing like British pancakes
food
just had a bunch of pancakes! 🥞
tired: wifi
wired: weeffee
cat: ?
me: IT'S A KITTY!
cat: ??
me: AREN'T YOU A GOOD LITTLE KITTY? YES YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALL SOFT AND FLOOFY
cat: ...
me: I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PETS AND SCRITCHES
cat: *walks off*
selfie without that human in the shot
Turns out their name is also Sam and they're a they too, small world
Anyway, here's a pic of just me
selfie
I actually look relatively serviceable today, that's a surprise
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
