Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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Ah crap, as a reminder to to all the Brits here, the old £10 notes stop being legal tender on the 1st of March so you'll want to spend/change them to the new notes before then

Looks like I'll have to make a trip up the bank

Happy New Year (Chinese) to all that celebrate it

Year of the woofer

Any time we come back from going anywhere two of our cats, pita and meg, come running out to the car as if to say "what have you bought us? are they treats? they better be treats"

Okay, so because the prison service are apparently shit at searching people, the Justice Secretary wants to ban tiny mobile phones

What an arsehole

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42383351

Found my new calendar app

http://www.jorte.com/

JORTE

Strongly considering changing my middle name to "blockchain" so VCs will send me money

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Wait, Facebook is literally pushing a VPN solution that claims to "protect" you?

A VPN that sends all your traffic through facebook's servers

How dumb do they thin... 33 million installs... Okay they might be right about how dumb people are

It really massively sucks that a bunch of assholes have managed to turn the concept of "free speech" into a red flag for dickishness

roses are red
violets are red
the grass is red
FUCK THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Hearts and chocolate and octopus cuddles for all!

💖 🍫 🐙

It's Valentine's Day today

So everyone here, will you be my valentine? 💖

(also totally cool if you don't want to be)

Well this is something I can only describe as "brave"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FcbFqSoQY&feature=youtu.be

Guy was lactose intolerant, so he decided to edit his own DNA so he could produce lactase

He's probably going to get various exciting cancers at some point due to this but I can only commend his enthusiasm

Fun fact: American pancakes are nothing like British pancakes