Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

face status: defuzzed

You'd think octopuses wouldn't have to defuzz not being mammals and all but unfortunately that's not the case

LB: same

ere mate, want some genders?

fell off the back of a lorry

David Davis has said that Britain will not be "plunged into a Mad Max-style world borrowed from dystopian fiction" after it leaves the EU

Which is a shame because as things are going that sounds like one of the better scenarios

At least people would still be able to get hold of petrol

Some KFCs will remain shut for the rest of the week apparently

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-43124259

This is what happens when you hire DHL to move stuff

as admin of computerfairi.es, @squirrel should have a crown

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There we go!

👀 30TB 2.5" SSD

https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/2/20/17031256/worlds-largest-ssd-drive-samsung-30-terabyte-pm1643

Hundreds of KFCs are still closed in the UK because they've run out of chicken

My mother isn't great with computers and signing up for accounts and stuff

So she uses my ebay account and tells me when something needs to be paid for

This has been going on for a while and the "suggested items" feature on ebay is incredibly confused at this point

We should bring back cloaks as fashionable outerwear

Basically I just want to wear a blanket around all day

The ISO can go fuck itself

I don't care that ISO 3103 is their internationally recognised way of making tea, THE MILK GOES IN FUCKING LAST