Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay, that's a good five minutes of panic for you

It's only Mother's Day this Sunday in the UK, Ireland, and Nigeria

But now you all know the brief panic us Brits feel when the internet starts going on about Mother's Day in May

IMPORTANT REMINDER:

Mother's Day is this Sunday

Fun fact: Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't actually know how to wear a watch

It's meant to go on your wrist Leo!

blockchain, but implemented in minecraft redstone

Your goddamn blog does not need to download 10 megs of javascript to show a 3 paragraph article

Hey, instead of all this AMP bollocks to speed page loading, how about you USE LESS FUCKING JAVASCRIPT

This is Pita, he's a good cat

A lot of clocks in Europe are currently running up to 6 minutes late because the Kosovan and Serbian power grid operators weren't talking to each other

http://www.dw.com/en/clocks-in-europe-are-running-late-because-of-the-kosovo-conflict/a-42867061

Basically the grid frequency dropped below 50hz for an extended period of time so all the clocks that were using that to tell the time are slow

"Cooking with Jeff Goldblum" is exactly what you'd expect it to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=optrx_YZrTg&feature=youtu.be

What's "lol" in Estonian?

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43300521

"Estonian district votes to get cannabis leaf flag"

Here's an interesting watch

Case made of acetate tortoiseshell, don't see that often

http://www.briston-watches.com/en/watches/336-clubmaster-diver-acetate-automatic-hms-tortoise-shell-black-dial-3760004813514.html

Slack is apparently ending support for gateways

Which means that if your team uses slack you will have to use the web client or the shitty electron app

Fuck you Slack

y'know what? Fuck it

I've tried to get on with algo for my vpn but I keep having packet loss issues and I can't seem to fix the fucking thing

I'm going back to openvpn