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show some respect, i'm mastodon's Official™ Mascot®

uspol, zuck, mean 

Okay this is probably a little mean to point out but it's zuckerberg so I don't really feel bad about it

He had a little booster seat to sit on while giving testimony

Apparently T. J. Miller has been arrested for reporting a false bomb threat

I can only assume he was talking about there being an Emoji Movie 2

anyway ok i'm a squirrelbun and a thorough study of the serial ones. why'd i put coffee -in- the cereal

This is cool, the Citizen Caliber 0100 Eco-Drive movement

hodinkee.com/articles/citizen-

It's a solar-powered quartz that's accurate to ±1 second per year

My sister needed an updated CV and asked me to make it look pretty

So I brought out pandoc and LaTeX and got to work

Fucking hell I'm rusty at this

winamp 

winamp
it really whips the llama's ass

There's an AskReddit thread for "What is the TLDR of your country's history"

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comment

I'm not sure how I should feel about such a large number of the responses including the phrase "...then the brits turned up"

"More police funding isn't a deterrent to crime" says woman who wants to spend £30Bn on Trident

IRL pic but giant plushie focused... 

Anyways check out dis bun I bought yesterday!

12 dollars. In awe at the size of this bun. Absolute unit.

(also my arms were tired lugging it around)

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!