Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I keep on forgetting the word "lawnmower"

I keep calling them "grass hoovers"

you either die a Bart, or live long enough to see yourself become the Seymour

For all those in the UK, buy your desk fans now for the week or so of summer we get

You know that if you wait too long everywhere will be out of stock

Come to the furry corner discord!

https://discord.gg/cwn6byK

We've got:
- a hackable maple!
- soff people!
- an octopus!
- no less than FIVE maple emojos!

Well, that Russell Crowe divorce auction happened and the jockstrap from Cinderella Man that everyone was talking about was bought by....

John Oliver

For $7,000

Because of course he fucking bought it

also apparently I get more and more bristle the more zider I drink

...I need a gert big squirrel plushie

Fun fact; "getting muellered" is UK slang for being completely broken and destroyed by the opposition, an in "we got muellered by the Germans in the football last night"

discord is robotist

or whatever the -ist against robots is, I'm not sure there's a consensus yet

wow, this guy just made a (probably briefly) usable kitchen knife out of plastic wrap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPbQdbsQUI

@squirrel runs javascript